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PostSubject: Dick Cheney   Dick Cheney EmptyTue May 22, 2007 10:18 pm

anybody remember how the old Dick Cheney: Lacrosse Legend joke goes? i know that middleton23(now admin Tad) posted it on TLF and i was looking for it and couldnt find it. help?
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PostSubject: Re: Dick Cheney   Dick Cheney EmptyTue May 22, 2007 10:40 pm

you mean this one?

And i quote: "I once asked Jesus who his favorite human being is, alive or dead. "Well I'm not supposed to play favorites" he chortled, "but Dick Cheney."

I was a little taken aback - surely in the annals of history some man impressed Jesus more than Dick Cheney. So I did a little research. As it turns out Dick went to college on a lax scholarship. He basically wrote the book on fundamental defense that we know today (including the over-the-head butt-end check and the "rammadammadingdong" check).
When he played it is said his eyes glistened with the ghosts of his Indian ancestors - from whom he was imbued with his lacrosse powers.
His shining career ended one fateful day when Jesus ripped a split dodge clocked at [(.66)c], or roughly 2/3rds the speed of light. (he was hungover)
The vortex created by the dodge torn open both of Dick's ACLs and briefly turned him into a woman. Despite this, Dick landed a check that de-sticked Jesus.
"For that" Jesus explained, "I granted Dick with immortality." cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Dick Cheney   Dick Cheney EmptyWed May 23, 2007 3:23 pm

i've seen that one before...
but none-the-less a good joke
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PostSubject: Re: Dick Cheney   Dick Cheney EmptyThu May 24, 2007 7:44 am

oh god i love that joke, probably why i posted it on every damn website i've ever visited.
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PostSubject: Re: Dick Cheney   Dick Cheney EmptyThu May 24, 2007 2:58 pm

I dont think it's funny...someone explain it to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Dick Cheney   Dick Cheney EmptyThu May 24, 2007 7:04 pm

we don't have dance dance revolution bobby, so.... your...... dumb!
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PostSubject: Re: Dick Cheney   Dick Cheney EmptyThu May 24, 2007 10:03 pm

AHSlax21 wrote:
I dont think it's funny...someone explain it to me.

it has something to do with how dick cheney wont die, but has tons of health problems? i dont get it either
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PostSubject: Re: Dick Cheney   Dick Cheney EmptyThu May 24, 2007 10:09 pm

just look at it it talks about dick cheney a very "popular figure" as part of the bush administration being Jesus's fav person due to a stick check. It is Dick what do you expect he probably is out to shoot someone in the face... again...
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