you mean this one?
And i quote: "I once asked Jesus who his favorite human being is, alive or dead. "Well I'm not supposed to play favorites" he chortled, "but Dick Cheney."
I was a little taken aback - surely in the annals of history some man impressed Jesus more than Dick Cheney. So I did a little research. As it turns out Dick went to college on a lax scholarship. He basically wrote the book on fundamental defense that we know today (including the over-the-head butt-end check and the "rammadammadingdong" check).
When he played it is said his eyes glistened with the ghosts of his Indian ancestors - from whom he was imbued with his lacrosse powers.
His shining career ended one fateful day when Jesus ripped a split dodge clocked at [(.66)c], or roughly 2/3rds the speed of light. (he was hungover)
The vortex created by the dodge torn open both of Dick's ACLs and briefly turned him into a woman. Despite this, Dick landed a check that de-sticked Jesus.
"For that" Jesus explained, "I granted Dick with immortality."