Reasons why Tony sucks....

1) Many speeding tickets

2) Gets his eye poked out

3) Drives into my house(literaly) and MESSED his 4Runner up the day he's supposed to go back to Kansas.

Funny times with Tony.. too bad he's moving. Anybody else have any reasons why Tony sucks?

Edit: I swore in this on accident. but I edited it lol. Sorry mods.

im pretty sure he tried to steal my razor 2.0, according to a few people

No he didn't. Who said that? Send it to me in a PM

i said it...


tony sucks because he gets drinking tickets and cant to go brewer games

and cant skateboard

Tony sucks because he's not me.

Yeah.. I was gonna add those, but I forgot them. But you guys shoulda seen what he did today tho. He was pulling into my driveway going like 15 mph and his brakes like wern't working and he just smokes my house. Seriosuly the funniest thing i've ever seen. Him freaking out, that is.

We all love you, Tony. That's why it's so fun to make fun of you lol.

tony sucks because he doesn't know that threads get started about him

I knew it got started, I just wanted to see the list build up.

Yeah, it does suck, you know having one eye, being $3800 in debt, being unemployeed, having no friends to contact in KC, didnt get laid when I visited WI, dont have a car to drive because my parents dont trust my driving any more (because my breaks didnt catch)... I would say im deffinately at my whole lifetime low.

It really sucks being me right now. And just because I say it sucks being me, dosent mean you can call me emo Jack.

who called u emo?

You call me emo like every time I see you.

Denial is the first step to insanity Tony...

ur emo then.



and you love flowers cuz ur emo

Eff emo kids.

And eff flowers.

And eff Jack.

And Eff people who would ever live in the state of Missouri.

Why would anyone live in Missouri?

To meet truckers?

But truckers just drive through Missouri cuz they have to, they dont live there.

thedamnedfan wrote:

Why would anyone live in Missouri?

For one, you live in KC. The only good thing about KC is Rockhurst Lax, and arguably 2 of the best Barbecue joints in the country.

Second, STL blows KC off the map in its level off coolness, and for that matter, it slaughters anything in Wisconsin as well. Girls, Sports, and Parties are all better there. The only thing that Wisconsin has over it are some great lakes, and UW.

Third, lots of truckers live in the boonies of Missouri.

[quote="Jaron"]

thedamnedfan wrote:

Third, lots of truckers live in the boonies of Missouri.

living anywhere in Missouri is the boonies.

Your obvious uneducated stab at this situation is pathetic at best. If you think Missouri is the boonies, perhaps you should consider the state you reside in.

Last time I checked I didnt have Farmers go to my high school in Saint Louis.

Haha, oh how Jaron's so easily aggravated.

There is nothing wrong with farmers. I use to work at Midstate equipment / John Deere Retailer trust me i know farmers.

KC is all that Kansas has.

STL and Lake of the Ozarks is all that Missouri has.

But I do agree with Jarons statement on girls, parties, and just stuff to do in general in Kansas City and St. Louis. And most sports are far more competetive than anything in Wisconsin, where each school has one good thing per season usually, a few schools here completely rape in everything year round.

It may suck right now, but im not in school yet. And Jaron, I might be in STL a few weekends and stuff, I deff need to come party with the greatest person ever to walk the great plains.

thedamnedfan wrote:

And most sports are far more competetive than anything in Wisconsin, where each school has one good thing per season usually, a few schools here completely rape in everything year round.

Like Wisconsin Rapids

Why don't they have a lacrosse team.

wtf? Wisconsin Rapids? who are they?

oh wait they got smashed at the D1 Football Final a few years back at the hands of MUkwanago...

BURNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!