Benjamin Zimmerman? Stoughton?

Did you guys hear about this new recruit for Stoughton, I think his name is Benjamin Zimmerman or something. If you hear anything....let me know.

HEYYYY!!!!1111

Was up guys my name is Benny, Benjamin makes me blush.

I'm new to this sport, but sooooooooooo excited. Been playing Tennis for years!!!!11 I love teams.





I met your guyz coach!1 he was soooo cool, wat waz his name? check this jerzey he gaveme.

Congrats SHS, sounds like a really good kid

Thats kinda funny...............I guess

if he shows up for every practice and every game, than hes already mroe valuable than 1/3 of the team.

Any relation to Don Zimmerman?

i realize this is a joke btw.

yeah im really suprised butters didn't come up with this either

Shsdefense#6 wrote:

...and hey maybe next time we will care because yes we used middleton players and we did not cheat so...

Here I'll fix that for you...

Shsdefense#6 wrote:

...and hey maybe next time we will care because yes we used middleton players and we did cheat so...

kid looks legit. make sure you get a new helmet so you can tilt that motha!

ha!


where are the mid-west-edge uniforms?

Benny wrote:

HEYYYY!!!!1111

Was up guys my name is Benny, Benjamin makes me blush.

I'm new to this sport, but sooooooooooo excited. Been playing Tennis for years!!!!11 I love teams.





I met your guyz coach!1 he was soooo cool, wat waz his name? check this jerzey he gaveme.

This is the funniest ish I've ever seen on the internet.

yes this was meant to be a joke, not to rip stoughton



but on the other hand, its 100% true.


Also, stoughton kids,
quit being so defensive. Obviously we went out and HUNTED for a stoughton lax jersey so we could rip on you guys...

Wrong, Jaron played for stoughton when he first moved to Wisconsin, and currently possesses the uniform

How the heck does he have a jersey? I think its the year before I played, or mabye two.

And its my number.

ha, i even strung that stick ben is holding. classic

Okay... i'm not taking any offense to this but seriously guys.. if I would have done this to anybody on here i'm sure I would get jumped all over for it.

if i were you, i'd laugh, and after a hearty chuckle, start taking serious offense to this....

I still don't see how this could in any way be seen as offensive. If someone would care to reply to this post and tell me, please go ahead

well, if you over-analyze the situation, you could read this as "benny" being a mockery of the Stoughton Program, and then you could look at everyone posting "this is so funny" as people laughing at the Stoughton program, so in a sense, benny is a representation of stoughton saying that stoughton is a bunch of visor-wearing retro-jersey-toting ex-tennis-player tools.

i dunno, you have to have a terrible sense of humor to get to that point...

We had my old jersey laying around, along with my first lacrosse helmet sitting on the table next to us. I threw them on as a laugh and we took some pictures. We thought it would be funny to throw then on the forum.

End of story. Me and Jack don't hate on any teams in the state, the jersey we chose just happened to be a Stoughton one.

So any more "Poor Me" comments will be deleted, and then I will put the Stoughton jersey onto Butters and we will ALL laugh at how it doesn't fit him well

(because its too small, and because hes not good enough to play there)

Jaron wrote:

We had my old jersey laying around...

You wore the Stoughton # of greatness. You, then Patrick Kresge, then myself... not sure who has it now, but im sure they are pretty decent.

Jack wrote:

So any more "Poor Me" comments will be deleted, and then I will put the Stoughton jersey onto Butters and we will ALL laugh at how it doesn't fit him well

(because its too small, and because hes not good enough to play there)

He wouldnt be the first goalie that had troubles fitting into his jersey.

Jack wrote:

I will put the Stoughton jersey onto Butters and we will ALL laugh at how it doesn't fit him well

I refuse to be subjected to such actions without being rewarded with a batch of cookies.

Done.

Butters wrote:

I refuse to be subjected to such actions without being rewarded with a batch of cookies.

Sorry, the cookies are all gone.


We gave them to the Waunakee guys before the Verona game. Which is what I hear is the reason why they lost.

So I think there is a squad of ninja monkeys out to sabotage us at the next game we show up at.

Ross

Sneak some laxatives into Oreos and giving them to the opponenet... BRILLIANT!

Yep Brilliant!!!

i personally laughed out loud.
but thats just me.