Reasons why Jaron is god…

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because he knows me.

if he is god then he must have known Dick Cheney through his son Jesus

J is for Jesus, the son of Jaron.
A is for A beast, simply what Jaron is.
R is for Rockin, how he likes it.
O is for Orgasm, what women have when the look at him.
N is for Nothing, because Jaron is EVERYTHING!

BALLIN!

Reasons why I'm creeped out, Thedamnedfan's post.

thats really creepy...

This one time Jaron rocked me on the crease it hurt and as i was lying on my back i opened my eyes fully expecting to be in heaven. All i saw was Jaron standing if front of me with a weird glow around him and at that moment i knew he was god... true story

schnirro4 wrote:

This one time Jaron rocked me on the crease it hurt and as i was lying on my back i opened my eyes fully expecting to be in heaven. All i saw was Jaron standing if front of me with a weird glow around him and at that moment i knew he was god... true story

you shoulda roll dodged?

I am god, because there was a time when Schnirring was my mentor.

whats that make me then?? and ah the good ole days

chuck norris nicknamed his weiner "Jaron"

Then Jace dround Chuck Norris is the depths of Lake Erie when he came to visit at Mercyhurst. The weiner, Jaron, did not drown and still lives today.

Schnebb's signature is hilarious....Bellarmine Recruit/shoulda gone.

Ahh, still living in the past.

Storts you know it, but its ok now for i have found my savor... Jaron

Chuck Norris had a big wiener then...

Jaron once told me he could beat all 6 defensemen by himself.... i doubted it thinking it to be impossible for a man dressed in yellow and purple. But Jaron being no man but rather an immortal god said to me "to beat one defensemen is to beat all defensemen" and with that he turned and ran into the center of six men. what i saw happen i can not explain.... i can only express it as a divine moment of truth in which i will never doubt Jaron again.

Brett you could just skip the foreplay and ask him out now.

foreplay generally comes after the 'asking out' in most relationships, so maybe theres something there not telling us?

Professor XXX Jack. Duh.

I assumed they were hesitant to come out in the open quite yet, so nothing was official.

Just because Schnirro sweats me bad doesn't mean its mutual.

...good, because Brett's my girl. Although I'd trade him for a good dpole.

what if i played dpole and became good ?

You would have to learn to run and not waddle first.

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You would have to learn to run and not waddle first.

i find this funny coming from you butters